Illegal you say???

"CAR_IS_MI" (car-is-mi) 07/18/2014 at 15:28 • Filed to: Spam

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Textured Soy Protein > CAR_IS_MI 07/18/2014 at 15:29

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"Illegal" = roofies

Sir Halffast > CAR_IS_MI 07/18/2014 at 15:30

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Yeah. Can we ban the fucker already?

CAR_IS_MI > Textured Soy Protein 07/18/2014 at 15:30

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You mean floories?

CAR_IS_MI > Sir Halffast 07/18/2014 at 15:31

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But I like spammers...

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > CAR_IS_MI 07/18/2014 at 15:33

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Lol, it's kind of true.

This girl I'm seeing now is the first somewhat-serious dating thing I've had since my 2 year relationship, so I'm being very careful and at the same time I kind of have been enjoying my alone-time, so I very often refuse her company, or refuse to do things and I must say, it's amazing, the lengths she goes through to make sure I like her.

It's amazing how appearing to care less makes women care more. Even though it's just because I don't want to jump into this blindly. I've told her that too, but she is still rigged to take my not wanting to hang out sometimes as a reason to go the extra mile in all sorts of ways ;)

CAR_IS_MI > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 07/18/2014 at 15:35

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Test 4 is beat her like Chris Brown then "Wait" 6 months, if she comes back to you after your time "waiting" then its true love.

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > CAR_IS_MI 07/18/2014 at 15:37

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No Rapese.

Brian Silvestro > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 07/18/2014 at 15:37

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Sex. Sex is what you're talking about. Guys, he's taking about sex.

505Turbeaux > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 07/18/2014 at 15:37

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true story right here. There is a reason women say...oh you are TOO nice

yamahog > CAR_IS_MI 07/18/2014 at 15:37

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HAHAHAHAHAHA who falls for this??

Real life:

"Can you please pass the ketchup?"

"No."

".....Really? Whatever."

*reaches over, grabs ketchup, contemplates spraying it all over his smug asshole face, ignores him for duration of evening, leaves as quickly as possible*

Diesel > CAR_IS_MI 07/18/2014 at 15:37

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Wow, that's cold dawg.

PS9 > CAR_IS_MI 07/18/2014 at 15:38

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Yep, women just love manipulative and dehumanizing tactics being used against them. *100% of the women I've *bagged gave it up to me after *I demonstrated that I'm an alpha male who won't put up with their bullshit.

*(100% margin of error)
*(Only extreme douchebags describe their romantic encounters as 'bagging'. Also see, 'porking'.)
*(Correlation is of course not causation)

Leadbull > Brian Silvestro 07/18/2014 at 15:39

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"Her company"

"Hang out"

...

These are code words.

CAR_IS_MI > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 07/18/2014 at 15:39

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It's not rape if you yell "Surprise!"

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > CAR_IS_MI 07/18/2014 at 15:39

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Hahaha. What are 2 and 3?

Is one of them refusing to have sex? I've done that, it's amazing what she'll suggest after that to be interesting to you again. Even though you were just tired and just wanted to wait till the next day.

PS9 > Sir Halffast 07/18/2014 at 15:40

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But he's the king with women. If we ban him, he could just take his whole court of beautiful royal subjects with him!

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Leadbull 07/18/2014 at 15:41

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no "going the extra mile in all sorts of ways" that was code words. :P :P :P

CAR_IS_MI > yamahog 07/18/2014 at 15:41

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It works great with women like this....

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > CAR_IS_MI 07/18/2014 at 15:41

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I am sorry guys I thought it was ecstasy. It was only one hit, I used to do 3 hits a night.

Brian Silvestro > Leadbull 07/18/2014 at 15:42

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Yep. I wanted to make it clear for everybody.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > 505Turbeaux 07/18/2014 at 15:42

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Yes, it's amazing, haha. I am currently going through a "I don't care too much if I am in a relationship or not" phase, and the side effect is that the women I am dating want nothing more than to be in a relationship with me, FUNNY how that works.

CAR_IS_MI > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 07/18/2014 at 15:43

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Nope. For #2 and #3 you have to buy my audio books for just 25 easy payments of $146.87 plus a small shipping and handling fee of $900.00

yamahog > CAR_IS_MI 07/18/2014 at 15:44

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But not on Cherlene!

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > CAR_IS_MI 07/18/2014 at 15:45

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DEAL OF THE CENTURY! shut up and take my money!

Leadbull > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 07/18/2014 at 15:46

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"the lengths she goes through to make sure I like her"

Also, that.

yamahog > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 07/18/2014 at 15:47

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Sounds like some real mature communication yall got going on.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > CAR_IS_MI 07/18/2014 at 15:47

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Haha, is that all? Sign me up.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > yamahog 07/18/2014 at 15:49

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"I don't want to have sex tonight" certainly is a mature communication, I'd hate to hear an 11 year old say that.

PS9 > yamahog 07/18/2014 at 15:50

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What? So...treating women like shit doesn't result in your life basically transforming into the Blurred Lines video? But that website full of bitter, poorly dressed men and paid models I gave $3000 to said I'd be swimming in the poon if I'd just MAN UP and tell that bitch who's boss!

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Textured Soy Protein 07/18/2014 at 15:51

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orrr... Committing adultery

samssun > yamahog 07/18/2014 at 15:52

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Grrrrl power fantasies aside, the adage that the most powerful thing a guy can say to a girl is "No." is a very old one. Good lesson for "nice guys" who come running whenever a girl asks a favor, not realizing that being a doormat is a turnoff.

If it's a favor you wouldn't do for a dude or unattractive girl, you shouldn't be doing it for the pretty girl (and the biker outlaw she's with while you're moving her furniture certainly wouldn't).

yamahog > PS9 07/18/2014 at 15:53

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I'm convinced that whoever came up with telling the PUAs to neg women and "peacock" with ugly hats and shit is really doing everyone else a favor by marking out the idiots.

yamahog > samssun 07/18/2014 at 15:58

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Once I saw that you believe in the "nice guys are doormats, biker outlaws get the girl" bullshit... Um, no.

samssun > yamahog 07/18/2014 at 16:06

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Exaggeration, but you can't deny the sheer number of guys showering girls with attention and making sure to be at her beck and call, then wondering why she's with a guy who does his own thing.

The vast majority of girls are turned off by neediness and supplication, and are attracted to guys who don't need their attention. Oversimplified as "nice guys finish last, jerks get girls".

yamahog > samssun 07/18/2014 at 16:07

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[citation needed]

Also, you may want to learn the difference between women and girls.

blackchair > CAR_IS_MI 07/18/2014 at 16:28

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I'm pretty sure "get me a cup of water" is not a question. This will never work!

CAR_IS_MI > blackchair 07/18/2014 at 16:44

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You're right.

Get me a cup of water?

Better...

blackchair > CAR_IS_MI 07/18/2014 at 16:47

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Obviously if your girl is demanding water, then yeah. "It's a test, Sammy"

zeontestpilot > CAR_IS_MI 07/18/2014 at 16:51

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So I'm looking at the guys website and he's probably never been with a woman, lol. That or he does not understand how a woman operates.

Favorite quote from the site, "text like a man", as opposed to what? :)

PS9 > yamahog 07/18/2014 at 17:52

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"I'm pretty sure that..."
"[Random-ass percentage number] of x clearly indicates that..."
"Most of the time..."
"Everyone knows that..."
"Well the vast majority..."

These phrases indicate that the person is speaking from a tiny fraction of experiences unique to them, and will never, ever, ever, ever present double blinded statistical data to empirically support their claims. Confirmation bias has them by the balls, and that's the way they want it.